My biggest talents:
- Accidentally offending people
- Accidentally fucking things up
- Deliberately offending people
- Deliberately fucking things up
i love being ignored. so i’m going to go. catch me in the inbox, or aim.
When he opens the door, the last thing he expected was muffins, but he couldn’t help but smile when presented with them, and he takes them, reading the note. “Oh, hello there.” The boy sits the muffins down, stepping aside to let the other in. “Would you like to come in?”
I’m here, and for the love of god, give me some sort of distraction.
smile you adorable little cutie
Let me bring you a thing back
- blond= male
- brunet=male or female
Emotionally shatter my muse. Break them. Hurt them. Give them a nightmare that will haunt them. Make them cry. Make me regret asking you for this!
I want you to kill my muse in the most twisted, explicit manner you can conceive of. If I’m too horrified to post it, you win.
Eh… I did nothing ~
But don’t be so happy, humans. I’ll come back— maybe—- Who knows…
-skips to Asgard-
And this for my so loved brother <3
I will fuck your brains out, I will give you any and all affection you need, but don't talk to me about love.